Welcome back to the Hawthorn DITFTR! Last time there were birthdays, Ash unexpectedly had two more kids that he wasn’t supposed to have, Hyacinth and Aster, and he ended all of his active relationships.
We start off with Crocus being the only responsible one in this house and paying the bills.
He then joins his little brothers in doing homework.
Foxglove: “You’re just going to keep doing this crap aren’t you?”
Jacaranda: “This world will all be mine!”
Hyacinth: “FEED ME!”
Ash is still not the greatest parent in the world.
Ash: “And marriage is a great way to get money.”
Hyacinth: “Marriage?”
At this rate this kid is going to grow up to be a gold digger.
Crocus: “Oh come on?!”
Looks like Crocus broke the shower.
Ash got invited to a party.
So he made Crocus skip work to watch the kids.
Crocus got stuck fixing the shower as well.
Hyacinth: “SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!”
They ran out of cake, so Crocus got stuck making dinner as well.
Once again Ash was the only person at the party.
Ash: “It’s not like she can get pregnant.”
There goes Ash’s vow to avoid sleeping with anymore women.
He even ends up staying the night at Laila’s place.
Looks like Crocus isn’t too happy with Ash right now.
Crocus: “He keeps dumping his responsibilities on me!”
Madeline: “Who’s she?”
Fran: “This is who he replaced me with?!”
Madeline: “Ash married this?!”
HOLY COW!!! It’s been ages since I’ve had this happen!!!!
Laila has asked Ash to move in!!
It wasn’t against the rules, so Ash agreed! I bet Laila was surprised to find out he had 5 kids. This is what the house originally looked like.
This is the house after I got my hands on it. I mostly recoloured everything.
And I added a basement for the kids.
It turns out Laila is married.
Here’s her traits, she’s also 88 days old.
Bert: “Who the hell are all of these people??? What are you doing with a boytoy?!”
Laila: “I’ve had it with your old man ways, we’re through!”
Bert moves out, and the kids explore their new home.
Crocus gets stuck teaching Hyacinth her skills.
While Ash and Laila do a lot of woohooing.
Foxglove continues to work on writing books.
And Crocus is still on toddler duty,
For the next generation Jacaranda is going to need a variety of skills, so he spent his day off taking a bunch of skill classes.
Laila’s got lots of money so they even have a maid now!
Crocus is able to quit his job.
It’s birthday time for Aster now!
Like Hyacinth, his colouring is all Ash.
Ash does whatever he wants these days. I think it’s funny he went to Laila’s house for a party and never left.
Crocus still has eldest daughter syndrome and is stuck with all of the cooking.
Jacaranda has taken up painting as one of his skills.
And Crocus is now toddler training Aster.
It’s now Foxglove’s birthday!
He’s now a Slob, cause that is exactly what this family needs.
ASH! *sigh* I guess some things don’t change. He just flirted with the University Mascot.
Madeline and Ash then flirt with each other in front of Jennifer!
Jennifer: “If I wasn’t a ghost I’d castrate him.”
I then had Ash ask Foxglove’s gender preference. I forgot to take a screenshot, but he’s gay.
I decided to find a boyfriend for Crocus, so he’s been texting some potential options.
Laila: “I never had children of my own, so I’m perfectly happy to open my house to these poor babies.”
Crocus asked out Marcus Winterly.
The two of them are getting on well! Though, Beau doesn’t seem to impressed by this.
Crocus and Marco soon become boyfriends.
Beau must have had a thing for Marco, cause he starts to snub Crocus!
Which makes Crocus sad.
Foxglove aged up, so now it’s Jacaranda’s turn!
He now has a Photographer’s Eye.
And he’s back to painting.
Foxglove talks to Jacaranda.
And finds out he’s straight.
Jacaranda inherited some stuff from his grandfather’s death, which apparently includes a futuristic car!
It looks like Crocus had a bad day at school and got shoved inside a locker.
And that’s all for now!
Generational Goals:
Kiss 6 sims 6/6Be boyfriend/girlfriend to 2 sims. 2/2Get married and have kids (optional with romantic/married spouses)Kill/Divorce spouse (as many times as you wish)Keep ghosts on dead spouses on lot
Expansion Needed: GenerationsGo on at least ten dates 10/10
Try not to get bad reputation – Failed on this count
Kids: 5/3
Hawthorn DITFTR 
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