Welcome to the Hawthorn DITFTR! If you haven’t already, please check out the About/Rules page as it explains what this challenge is about. Now let’s meet the founder!
New to the small town of Hidden Springs is Ash Hawthorn. He’s Flirty, a Great Kisser, Irresistible, Mean Spirited, and has Commitment Issues. His lifetime wish is Master Romancer, meaning he wants to woohoo with 5 different people in different locations.
Now here are the rolls for Ash’s generation.
Heartbreaker
Kiss 6 sims
Be boyfriend/girlfriend to 2 sims.
Get married and have kids (optional with romantic/married spouses)
Kill/Divorce spouse (as many times as you wish)
Keep ghosts on dead spouses on lot
Expansion Needed: Generations
Go on at least ten dates
Try not to get bad reputation
He also gets to have 3 kids.
I didn’t feel like building anything, so Ash gets to live in this pre-built house.
Ash: “This is a cabin.”
And?
Ash: “How am I supposed to lure women back here?”
Lure? Should I be concerned?
Ash: “Just wait and see.”
As per his wish Ash gets a job in the criminal career.
And promptly heart-farts with his boss.
He goes out to meet people, but there’s no one around at first, so he starts texting his boss Eunice.
Soon enough people start arriving, but everyone here is mostly married, so he moves to the library.
Where Liam O’Durke is lurking!
Ash introduces himself to Genevie Colby.
But when he turns to flirting it doesn’t go so well.
Ash: “She has a stick up her butt or something!”
Or, just hear me out, she’s married and isn’t interested in cheating.
Ash: “Like I said, stick up her butt.”
Liam O’Durke isn’t interested either.
And neither is Sebastian Vanderburg.
Ash: “WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS TOWN???”
Ash: “FINALLY!!!”
Jennifer Sato is a paparazzi and is the first one not to turn Ash down.
Ash quickly decides he wants to get her into bed.
Ash: “I’m super horny.”
Ash: “And just like that she’s putty in my hands.”
Ash then wastes $40 of his limited funds on flowers for Jennifer.
Ash: “All in the good cause of getting myself laid.”
The next day, Ash texts Jennifer for a bit before he heads to work.
And then he rolls this wish… HE’S ONLY BEEN AT WORK FOR 1 DAY.
Maybe a part-time job will suit him better.
Having ditched his job at the criminal warehouse, Ash askes Jennifer on a date.
Jennifer: “Ash! I’m so glad you called, I can’t stop thinking about you!”
Ash: *winks* “I tend to have that effect on people.”
He takes her out to a restaurant, but she leaves before things can go any further.
Eunice is no longer his boss, but she seems pretty eager to get into Ash’s pants.
Ash is still working his charm on Jennifer.
Things get dampened a little when it turns out they have conflicting traits.
Jennifer: “Commitment Issues, seriously?”
Ash: “You’re the one who’s Hopeless Romantic!”
Despite that temporary setback Ash lands a kiss on Jennifer!
Ash: “I need to have babies at some point, might as well have them with you!”
Jennifer: “That’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard!”
REALLY?
A quick front yard wedding and the two of them are married!
I did take a photo of Jennifer’s traits, but my game glitched out and it captured Ash’s traits instead. The only other trait of hers that I remember is Handy.
Since Ash is basically useless in the money making department, Jennifer gets a job in Journalism (she already has some writing skill points).
Newly married and Ash heads to the Summer Festival.
Mostly to pick flowers cause they need money. Ash manages to make like $4000 from selling flowers.
Jennifer is have a lonely dinner of salad.
While Ash stuffs his face with hotdogs. He even manages to win the eating contest.
Ash: “I CAN’T GET MY CLOTHES WET!!!”
That’s your concern?
Ash: “It’s not yours?!”
Jennifer is a little busy loosing her breakfast in the toilet.
But she soon gets started on fixing the sink.
Ash meanwhile is out at the gym talking to other women.
Seriously? Another Hopeless Romantic?
Francisca has no idea that Ash is married and Ash isn’t planning on telling her anytime soon.
He’s just interested in getting in her pants.
Jennifer realizes that she’s expecting a baby!
And Ash is completely clueless and working his charm on yet another woman…
Kiss 6 sims 1/6
Be boyfriend/girlfriend to 2 sims. 1/2Get married and have kids (optional with romantic/married spouses)
Kill/Divorce spouse (as many times as you wish)
Keep ghosts on dead spouses on lot
Expansion Needed: Generations
Go on at least ten dates 2/10
Try not to get bad reputation
Kids: 0/3
Ash has made some descent progress on his goals and that’s all for now, see you next time!
Hawthorn DITFTR 
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